Those of you lucky bastards who have only suffered the trauma inflicted by our mind boggling CDC's give it a second thought......there is something even more boring than our respected CDC's...preparing for GRE...... those SOB 3500 words are like an epic longer that mahabharat and act more like sleeping pills rather than a helpful guide..... here's an insight into the world of GRE preparation...... Get up @9 am ....say fuck u barrons again .....wait till 11 am ....my beloved friend calls me up.... off i am to smoke 2 Regulars ......god knows which nook and corner we will smoke today favourite being the desolate place near our lovely Airport, which happens to be a former cricket ground.... come back...listen to words of wisdom from my mother regarding the importance of 7000 (+2000) ..Gre fees..... get back to barrons for another barrage of sleep inducing words...... clock ticks to 2 pm..... i take my postion on the dining table ......30 mins before schedule.... no wonder my waist size has recorded an increase of 3 inches !!!...... then its 4 pm ....my phone rings again...... here is the call for our daily tandelii ... off i go to smoke another 2 Regulars ..... some sight seeing ...some story telling...some peecha karring !!.... a note must be made about the situatioon in Ranchi ..... when i was a kid i used to think that there are very good girls here ...thnx to punjabis and bengalis ...but now its pretty much difficult to spot one... a striking tendency of girls ..... earlier boys used to empty their petrol tanks chasing gals...but now its the girls turn to do so....when they come out for there typical boy mooning sessions giggling and whining like a bitch .... a recent incident is worth to be noted -
[ 3 of us were smoking near a place called sanjay sweets...midway between Dhoni's school and my DPS....girls start walking by us in school dress..we ignore them saying that they are kids....suddenly from no where.... one girls says it aloud to one of my friends ... "oye ,yeh tumhe bula rahi hai ".....pointing towards a friend of her walking along with her ....we are shocked....woh toh acchi nahi thi ...warna sab k sab pahunch jaate.......]
continuing with the GRE fuck.......come back ... take up the barrons with dazed eyes....look towards 9 ...do some shit on net ....and then go off to sleep with midnight hot !! hail my Krazzzy4
This is GRE my friend ....and it sucks real hard !!
---- kalloooo
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